Yes. I just made a Missy Elliot the subject of an e-mail. From my job.
You can blame it on the a a a a a alcohol…umm…the boogie… The Superbowl.
(I’m kiddin’ about the alcohol y’all. I haven’t drank on the job since I worked at Spencer’s Gifts. Don’t ask)
ANWAYS. Now that people who stopped checkin’ for Misdemeanor remembered the she’s a badass
She’s on the radio all the time. Which I’m sure SUPER ENTERTAINING for the people watching me car dance.

Also: Two outta Three ain’t bad right?
Got my nails done last week.
Gel nails last forever. Or around 2 weeks. Whatever comes first.

Yesterday I got my hair did. YES. DID.
Last night as a matter of fact.
JUST IN TIME FOR THE GRAMMY’S

No. I’m not going.
I am, however, gonna go to one of my favorite couple’s house and snark about it on the internet.
From her couch. While probably fighting off a twin child trying to eat food off my plate.
I think I win. I don’t even have to change out of my pajama pants.

I’ll be honest. I had totally forgotten about the Grammy’s even though they’re having a pre-Grammy concert RIGHT DOWN THE STREET (from my job. I am not getting paid well enough to live in the 90210).
But then the ladies in the shop were all up in arms about Beyonce singing Mahalia Jackson’s “Precious Lord” in a Selma tribute even though Ledisi SANG THE DAMN SONG IN THE SELMA MOVIE AS MAHALIA JACKSON. Grammy’s. I need y’all to get your sh!t together. Seriously.

SO I GUESS Y’ALL KNOW WHERE I’M GOING WITH TODAY’S BHFOTD.

LIGHTNING ROUND

DID YOU KNOW:
1. That Quincy Delight Jones, Jr. has the record for the most Grammy nominations (79)?
a. And that his middle name was DELIGHT.
b. DELIGHT.
2. That Jamie Foxx (and T-Pain) actually WON A GRAMMY for Blame It?
3. The Jackson 5 won NO Grammys. MJ won all his sh!t SOLO BOLO y’all.
a. (At least Beyonce and ‘nem won a few thangs before she kicked ‘em all to the curb and BLEW UP)
4. Michael Jackson held the record until 2000 for most Grammys won in one night (12).
a. AND He’s also been nominated for a Grammy in the last 5 decades (70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s)

Okay. I guess I’m done randomly tellin’ y’all stuff about the Grammys. Because I’ve got stuff to do. But I guess I can’t mention Missy and then not leave you a little something: Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott – The ONLY female rapper to have six albums certified platinum by the RIAA, including one double platinum for her 2002 album Under Construction. I guess a song should go here. So here it go.

Happy Friday!
See y’all Monday. Maybe I can convince my sister to get off her ass and write me a thing next week.

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